Is this a serious talk, mom?
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Use this fucking slut
Only one thing can get done around her
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
I've been missing out
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Swallow, count and repeat
Solid presentation prep, boss
I'll help you get up, baby
Don't let it slip out again!
I love your ideas, honey
Pick your favorite, daddy!